I just discovered this feature: you can create an article and not just post pictures. So welcome to my first article:
So this is my favorite chair. It is very squishy and it's very black. I love to put a pillow to sit on it so my buttcheeks feel the love. This chair saved my life: when I wanted to sit down after a long day, it was there for me. I am forever grateful to this chair.
The person next to the chair is my neighbor. She is very annoying: she always wants to come to my house but I don't want her to come. She always sits on my chair and it makes me angry. She always drinks my water and it pisses me off. I never want to see her again.